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SkytisWhat do you call a diet where you're only allowed to eat stuff that you looked at? Seefood diet<a href="https://toot.io/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Puns</a> <a href="https://toot.io/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DadJokes</a>

LaffGaffWhat would you call a world-wide weight-loss competition?The Ozempics.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a>

LaffGaffWhat do you call an Irishman who bounces off the walls?Rick O’Shea.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a>

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LaffGaffI went down to the paint store to get thinner.It didn’t work. I’m still fat.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a>

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LaffGaffI got fired from my lawn maintenance job.Guess I just wasn’t cutting it.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a>

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