Le Pouls Du Monde

AaronDavidIf you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. <a href="http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/freeread" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#freeread</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/shortstory" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#shortstory</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/pleaseboost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pleaseboost</a>

LaffGaffResearch shows that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog.So, now I’m sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a>

45 Name an HourTweety Amin bot by <a href="https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@davidaugust</a> No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's not have humor lead to homicide. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#satire</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/potus45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#potus45</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USpol</a>

LaffGaffThey set up a giant Scrabble game at the local park.I was gonna join, but the Q was too big.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a>

LaffGaffWhy do gold miners support ghosts?Because they are pro-spectres.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a>

GrickleRetribution. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/grickledoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#grickledoodle</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/cows" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cows</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/hamburgers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#hamburgers</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/vegan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#vegan</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cartoon</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#art</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/drawing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#drawing</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/horror" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#horror</a>

LaffGaffNever use a cloud-based phone.You’ll end up with mist calls.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a>

Kat O’BrienA bottle of wine I had packed in my bag to bring back to the U.S. broke open during my trip. Not a good job packing by me. I enjoy red wine, but not having all my clothes marinate in it. 🙃 <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/travelmishaps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#travelmishaps</a>

Rita de korteOh nee...😄😄 <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/dogsofMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dogsofMastodon</a>

MateiAn animated pixel art sketch I made. I hope this works on the platform - it's my first video posting. To be honest I personally like pineapple on pizza so <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/comedy?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/pixelart?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pixelart</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/pixelartist?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pixelartist</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/animation?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#animation</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/funny?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/skit?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#skit</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/ドット絵?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ドット絵</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/video?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#video</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/pizza?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#pizza</a>

USLUCK<a href="https://www.usluck.com/470839/ah-yes-the-good-old-days/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.usluck.com/470839/ah-yes-the-good-old-days/</a> Ah yes, the good old days <a href="https://channels.im/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Funny</a>

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply :vm:A little library humor to brighten your day. Seen at my local library.Thank you, mysterious Cathy.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/Library" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Library</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Libraries" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Libraries</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Librarians" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Librarians</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Reading" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Reading</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Books" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Books</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Funny</a>

Zhi Zhu 🕸️Fire sale A cartoon by RJ Matson <a href="https://contrarian.substack.com/p/fire-sale" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank">https://contrarian.substack.com/p/fire-sale</a>"RJ Matson is the editorial cartoonist at Roll Call, a newspaper covering Congress and Capitol Hill"<a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Cartoon</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/EditorialCartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#EditorialCartoon</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/ElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ElonMusk</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Musk</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/DonaldTrump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DonaldTrump</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Trump</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Coup" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Coup</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Corruption" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Corruption</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Tesla</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/WhiteHouse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#WhiteHouse</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/GOP" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#GOP</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Politics</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/USPol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USPol</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/USPolitics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USPolitics</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#Funny</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/US" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#US</a> <a href="https://newsie.social/tags/USA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USA</a>

GrickleJust a wee bit. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/grickledoodle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#grickledoodle</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/horror" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#horror</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/haunted" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#haunted</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ghosts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ghosts</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/little" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#little</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#cartoon</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#art</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/drawing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#drawing</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a>

LaffGaffWhat kind of classes do spiders attend?Webinars.<a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#dadjokes</a>

David AugustAnother two years go by and things are running smoothly. Then, at two years two months, without warning, a second insolvable problem comes up. The leader decides that since the first letter had such good advice, he has to open the second letter now. The leader opens the second letter, and it just says, “write two letters.”Musk/45 has used up the first letter. 🧵 3/3 end <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#USpol</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/government" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#government</a>

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