#Funny
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
People who write "u" instead of "you":
What do you do with all the time you save?
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I asked the waiter if I could get 48 pancakes on a single plate.
He said he wasn’t sure, that’s a pretty tall order.
Disinfectant Dolt
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This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
I've never been given the opportunity to BECOME a brand new Mccormick 50 Piece Spices Set before. What a deal! I'm not sure I can pass up this spam email opportunity from (not) Costco.
Only 9 hours away now: 3:01AM Mountain Time.
Yes. Spring is right around the corner.
If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost
At first I was excited about my new job as a hotel receptionist.
Then I started to get reservations.
