To my fellow famously #protest-averse #Americans:
#MoveOn, #Indivisble, 50501, etc are planning a nationwide demonstration
Everyone show up
*Everyone*
"But I have to go to Starbucks and scroll Instagram"
The #economy is about to go in the toilet due to #Trump. That's a thing a lot of you assholes pretend to care about
The rest of us will doing it for #NeriJoseAlvaradoBorges
Deported to #ElSalvador over a fucking "#Autism Acceptance" #tattoo
Find your local spot
Show the fuck up