US : le DOGE veut migrer le code de la Sécurité sociale en urgence. Il est écrit en COBOL.
https://next.ink/178163/us-le-doge-veut-migrer-le-code-de-la-securite-sociale-en-urgence-il-est-ecrit-en-cobol/

US : le DOGE veut migrer le code de la Sécurité sociale en urgence. Il est écrit en COBOL.
https://next.ink/178163/us-le-doge-veut-migrer-le-code-de-la-securite-sociale-en-urgence-il-est-ecrit-en-cobol/
There’s [intentionally] so much to keep track of right now as #DOGE et al flood the zone with shit.
I’ve enjoyed chuckling at the doge-bags’ foolish / impossible shenanigans, like the rewriting of the Social Security database.
However, this wise commenter reminds us of the over-arching goal:
> The point of this isn't to rewrite SSA, it's to funnel SSA through Musk's burgeoning American WeChat and, as a stretch goal, break SSA so badly that they can just do away with it entirely.
> We need to stop sanewashing and positing that these twerps' intent is something noble but their methods are misguided.
> They aren't.
> They want to break the state and make money on the pieces. Everything else is window dressing.
Hat tip to @arstechnica for all of your great reporting.
I asked #Grok: "What are the chances of success for Elon Musk's / DOGE's plan of rewriting (in two month's time) the SSA's COBOL codebase using AI?"
"[…] the chances of success […] are extremely low, likely in the single-digit percentage range (e.g., 5-10% at best).
This estimate assumes DOGE has exceptional resources and AI capabilities beyond what’s publicly known […] The stakes are high, and the margin for error is razor-thin."
https://x.com/i/grok/share/n9svocmPv28oPUXlCbbJruxTS
#DOGE plans to rebuild #SSA's antiquated #COBOL code base in months instead of the years it'd take to do it safely, risking benefits & system collapse.
But, hey, when did Musk/Trump/DOGE ever give a crap about doing anything safely? Or right?
https://www.wired.com/story/doge-rebuild-social-security-administration-cobol-benefits/
Elon Musk has appointed a team of technologists from #DOGE to "rewrite the code that runs the #SSA in months." This codebase has over 60 million lines of #COBOL and handles record keeping for all American workers and #payments for all Social Security recipients. DOGE aims to migrate all SSA systems off COBOL ... and onto a more modern replacement like #Java within a scheduled tight timeframe of a few months. After all, what could possibly go wrong? https://www.wired.com/story/doge-rebuild-social-security-administration-cobol-benefits/
Who remember Y2K nightmare?
This will dwarf the horror and cost of the system changes for Americans.
Are people really that stupid to think that such system can be changed by a bunch of 20 something arrogant morons?
DOGE is putting together a team to migrate the Social Security Administration’s computer systems entirely off one of the oldest programming languages in a matter of months, potentially putting the integrity of the system—and the benefits on which tens of millions of Americans rely—at risk. Read more at @WIRED (subscription may be required). #SocialSecurity #DOGE #ElonMusk #SSA #COBOL #Tech #Technology https://flip.it/98qM1j
Anybody that suggests a decades old COBOL codebase be replaced with Java is someone you don’t have to take seriously anymore.
When you're building Facebook and Twitter, moving fast and breaking things is fine.
In this case moving fast and breaking things means real people suffer real injuries.
The #arrogance combined with #ignorance is astonishing and distressing. The history of migrating large, complex systems is not encouraging ( #COBOL, anyone? Even SSA still uses it, for a reason)
As a retired IT PM, I can confidently say this will end in disaster. First, why break something that's working? Because arrogant tech bros who think they known it all, that's literally the only reason. (Also, they don't care if it breaks.)
"DOGE is starting to put together a team to migrate the SSA's computer systems entirely off one of its oldest programming languages in a matter of months"