Presented without comment. Because I am rendered tongue tied.

I found this posted on the wall at the university where I teach. I love when students have a weird sense of humor like this.

true i love man tits

#shitpost

man what a steal

#shitpost

Pronouncing “Debian” with the accent on the second syllable

real

#shitpost

Deutsche Sprache, schöne Sprache.
"Tut, was ich sage, oder ihr bekommt ein Visum!"

Truly idiotic

usa: ugh, we have a signal problem
kiwirail: hold my beer

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/556304/mass-signal-failure-halts-all-trains-in-wellington-during-morning-commute

#BreakingBad but for Sex Work, Walt is a fussy old queen and Jesse is an instagram thot

"Yo mr. white we gotta pop our bussies out fr to get those phat OF stacks! No cap these gooners gonna be acting unwise!"

"Jesse. What the fuck are you talking about."

The sun rises because it is filled with Hydrogen which gradually burns away. This gives off light & causes it to set. The sun is then filled again overnight and the process repeats.
This theory was developed from the foundational studies by A. Zaltzman, 2018
#Science #ShitPost #TheBugle

Breaking

Elon Musk heartbroken that war plans against Yemen are being conducted on Signal and not on X, the everything app.
Vows to fascist even harder to become the platform of choice for convenient commitment of war crimes.

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
[sic]

(Housemate sent me this and it seemed highly relevant to my #mastodon feed filled with dinosaur lovers, language obsessers, and people who speak German)

[Auf Deutch in das alt-text]

I made some fanart for the #fediverseChick

(Designed by combining the Fediverse Logo [CC0] with a chick illustration I found on openclipart [CC0])

Released under CC0

this is my favorite scene from house md

#shitpost

Karens are all relieved that Nicole is gaining more attention. #FediverseChick #Shitpost

Die Existenz von Barium impliziert die Existenz von Kartium